Dear Baby: Things you need to know about your mother.

Dear baby,
I know right now, I am nothing more than an incubater for you. But I think that there a few things that you should know about your mother.
1. I can't spell. Particularly, words like February tend to throw me off.
2. I used to be capable of having a full time job and doing things for Jesus at night. While you probably don't realize this as you are safely in my tummy and like to nap with me and make me nauseous. I used to be very busy doing things that I thought were important.
3. I don't like animals so I just want to lay the ground work now that you will probably never have pets.
4. I like things clean but I am not a good cleaner. We used to have a wonderful woman named Donna that would clean for us. I will not be her.
5. I really like Jesus. And I believe that he is the one that has given you to us.
6. I have a severe sugar addiction. And if this pregnancy is any indication, I think that you will have this also. I have no shame in taking you with me to binge on chocolate outside of the grocery store and hide the wrapper so that Daddy will never know (this is a true story, I ate an entire valentines heart of chocolates.)
7. I can't eat wheat. I have an allergy. I am praying that you do not have this baby. You deserve brownies, and cookies, and gold fish crackers.
8. I like to jump and dance. However, right now you do not. On Sunday I decided to spin in a circle. It took me 30 minutes to recover.....
9. I love the color red. I had a red wedding. We have a red couch.
10. I like to run. Its how I hear God alot. (This is included to remind myself that I do like to run, even though my stomach does not like to cooperate right now...someday I want to run a marathon.)

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