Wake up.
Get coffee.
Greet Nathan. He smiles at me.
Nathan is soaking wet.
Nathan is wearing a gown. He kicked off his diaper in the middle of the night and peed everywhere. Note to self: no more gowns, they might seem comfy but it's not worth it.
Nurse.
Bathe Urine soaked child.
Outfit #1: Put on onsie, realize the diaper I put Nathan in is too big and he peed out of the top of it.
Outfit #2: Put on onsie, take a picture of him to send to Arlene. Nathan spit up everywhere after this picture.
Outfit #3: Success
Nap Attempt #1: Put Nathan in swing, realize that the batteries have died from the 2 hours a day that the swing rocks my almost 16 pound child.
Nap Attempt #2: Put Nathan in the portable swing, reminded that the swing doesn't have the horsepower to swing said 15.5 pound child.
Nap Attempt #3: Put Nathan to sleep in his car set, he's happiest there anyway and we are going to the doctor.
I get ready, pack up and head to the doctor.
I melt.
Get coffee.
Greet Nathan. He smiles at me.
Nathan is soaking wet.
Nathan is wearing a gown. He kicked off his diaper in the middle of the night and peed everywhere. Note to self: no more gowns, they might seem comfy but it's not worth it.
Nurse.
Bathe Urine soaked child.
Outfit #1: Put on onsie, realize the diaper I put Nathan in is too big and he peed out of the top of it.
Outfit #2: Put on onsie, take a picture of him to send to Arlene. Nathan spit up everywhere after this picture.
Outfit #3: Success
Nap Attempt #1: Put Nathan in swing, realize that the batteries have died from the 2 hours a day that the swing rocks my almost 16 pound child.
Nap Attempt #2: Put Nathan in the portable swing, reminded that the swing doesn't have the horsepower to swing said 15.5 pound child.
Nap Attempt #3: Put Nathan to sleep in his car set, he's happiest there anyway and we are going to the doctor.
I get ready, pack up and head to the doctor.
I melt.
Awww, what a morning.. It definitely gets easier! :)
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