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Gas leak

I figure I should put this out there because it's something I have not really read about, but seem to experience everyday.

Pregnancy Gas

This is not normal gas, this is abundant and lethal. And don't try to hold it in, because you can't. There is so much bloat and pressure going on in my stomach that its got to go somewhere. It seems that everything that I eat comes out the other end in the form of gas.

Shameful story:
This happened several weeks back, but I was too ashamed to share it.
Daniel and were visiting friends and eating McDonald's one night, which was quite tasty may I add. We left our friends house awhile later, I was both full and as bloated as a Thanksgiving Day balloon. We got in Daniel's Saturn and started to drive down the street, when the pregnancy gas took over. I huge lingering cloud of McDonald's fart began to fill out car. Daniel, noticing the stench tried to roll down his window, but the window is broken and would not move. So, out of desperation Daniel opened the car door and hung his head out the door trying to breathe in some clean air.

Comments

  1. AnonymousApril 19, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    Wow... do I remember this. Yes, it was bad... B...A...D...Bad. You should tell everyone about sitting in church. ;)

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